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In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
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ugh they are so beautiful together
i’m in love with this movie
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looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately
your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.
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today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
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I’ve had my blog for two years, and not once have I ever cried at a post, even at all the sad things I’ve seen and reblogged and liked. But this, for some reason, made me cry, out of all posts.
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oh god
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- Life Alert: Can you please state your emergency?
- Me: Yeah these niggas got me fucked up
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