In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
ugh they are so beautiful together
i’m in love with this movie
looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately
your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
I’ve had my blog for two years, and not once have I ever cried at a post, even at all the sad things I’ve seen and reblogged and liked. But this, for some reason, made me cry, out of all posts.
- Life Alert: Can you please state your emergency?
- Me: Yeah these niggas got me fucked up